Car (Ghetto Van) Conversation

Set the scene: Ewan is flailing around, pretending he is just dancing to the music, but really doing it to bother Aston.

Aston: Ewan stop touching me please! Keep your hands to yourself Ewan!!!
Ewan: Mine not bugging you Stan. Mine just dancing!
Aston: (a little more shrill than before) EWAN, I said please stop!!
Ayden: Ewan leave Aston alone! Your touching him on purpose, and he asked you to stop nicely!
Ewan: AYDEN your not my best friend anymore!!
Ayden: Oh that`s just fine Ewan. I got plenty of friends.

Now, I have raised Ethan (whom yes was in the van too, but is in the 3rd row, and thought it was best to leave the fight between the 3 brothers and not get involved... smart kid!) and he never said that to Ayden when he was Ewan`s age.... but then again Ethan didn`t say much at Ewan`s age since he didn`t talk at all. LOL So maybe that`s a poor example! But I can only assume it`s the daycares threat that most 3 or 4 year olds use to get their way, or to piss off the one their saying it to.

I love hearing children trying to fight and come up with what to say to their siblings. I`m not sure if what Ewan said is creative in harsh words said by a 3 year old. But I thought it was a particularly funny insult from a 3 year old flung to an almost 16 year old! LOL :)